You might be a mountain climber if.....
You have more summit pictures than wedding pictures.
You've ever had icicles hanging from any part of your face.
You hear the name "Hillary" and think of Everest instead of Mrs. Clinton.
You've been arrested for climbing the county courthouse.
You introduce your girlfriend/wife as your belay partner.
Your first aid kit consists of Diamox, Dex and Morphine.
You have ever flipped a coin to see who slept in the trunk of the car.
You have ever been called down off a route by the sheriff.
You drop something at work and yell "Rock!"
You don't walk down stairs, your rappel them.
You have one of those "falling" dreams and on your way down you scope
out the cliff to see if it will go.
You have a secret journal of bagged peaks hiden somewhere in your
bedroom. Your wife calls it your “Peak Bagging List.” You call it a
“Climbing Log.”
You truly realize that the fall never killed anyone. It's that hitting the
ground part.
You know you're a computer nerd if...
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1.Your web page is more popular than you.
2.You know what fuzzy logic is.
3.You talk to your computer.
4.You argue with your computer.
5.You know that your hardware doesn’t refer to anything dirty or something you find at Home Depot.
6.You spend Friday nights with your computer.
7.You've never actually met many of your friends.
8.You remember how to use DOS.
9. You still use DOS.
10.Your home page or web page is longer than your resume.
11.You've ever installed Linux.
12.You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.
13.You have more than 3 email addresses.
14.You've ever setup a LAN in your house.
15. You understood the above statement.
16. Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol".
17. You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you immediately remove the case.
18. You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but because it just confuses people.
19. You shop at ThinkGeek.com
20. You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you've committed them.
21.You no longer interact with your family, you send them email instead; in the same house.
22. You check your email before you check your answering machine.
23. You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still can't get your VCR to stop flashing.
24. You receive more chat requests than phone calls.
25. You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a new computer virus.
26. You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor.
27. You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning off the screen saver.
28. You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand for.
29. You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get off work, you rush home to tinker with your computer.
30.You have more than one home page.
31.You have a better computer system at home than at work.
32.You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but you leave the dog.
33.You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you can't remember your spouse's birthday.
34.You know what 31337 means and consider yourself as such.
35. If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
36. If you window shop at Radio Shack
37. If the salespeople at RadioShack, Circuit City, or Best Buy can't answer any of your questions.
38. If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
39. If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
40. If you can remember 7 totally randomized passwords but not your anniversary
41. If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
42. If your first thought when people yawn is, it's because they
stayed up too late on Facebook or Blogger.
43. When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
44. When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a
crash, and you correct him that a backup is good protection in
case of a crash.
45. When you call "*.*" star-dot-star and know what it is used for.
46. When you can convert a number to binary or hexadecimal.
47. When your wife says "IF you don't turn off that computer, THEN I am going to be mad!", and you chastise her for for omitting the ELSE clause.
Funny, Bro.
ReplyDeleteYours would have been... but I had no clue what most of it was about. LoL. I guess I'm not a mountain climber at all. The only "mountain climbing" I've ever done is walking up the mountain at Bogg Springs(both on the trail and off it straight up to the top behind boys cabins).
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