Ever wonder....
Why you don't see the headline "Psychic Wins The Lottery?"
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
When dog food is "new and improved tasting," who tests it?
Why they call what doctors do "practice?"
Why they don't build airplanes out of those "little black boxes" they are always looking for?
Why they call where you drive a "parkway," and where you park a "driveway?"
Why in baseball the pitcher's mound is 6 ft. 6 inches from home plate?
Is there something special about those 6 inches?
Why on the bag of Fritos, it says "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Is this the shoplifter's special?)
Why on most Christmas lights it states: "For outdoor or indoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
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