1.Looking up the elevator shaft to see if it's coming down (that's crazy)
2.Someone saying "I'm going to kill you dead." (that's crazy....how else can you kill someone)
3.Mountain climbers cutting their toothbrush in half to save on weight (that's crazy)
4.Saying "plastic silverware" (that's crazy)
5.Calling what doctors do "practice" (that's crazy)
6.Danny Bowman (that's crazy....love you brother)
7.Only singing three verses of Amazing Grace (that's crazy)
8.Student telling me that his dog pooped on his homework and he had to throw it away (that's crazy...and this week's latest excuse)
9.Student telling me that he cannot do his "Living Biography" assignment on a family member because his entire family is in hiding (that's crazy...and a recent excuse).
10.Sitting during the song "Stand Up For Jesus" (that's crazy)
11.Thinking the economy is as bad as it was in the Great Depression, when Starbucks is still in business (that's crazy)
12.Stealing tires from a tire dealership and rolling them in the snow to your college dorm room (that's crazy...happened at Angelina Jr. College years ago)
13.Rejecting Jesus (that's crazy)
You are welcome to comment or add your "crazy things." God bless.
14. The fact that I really can't figure out my family tree on my father's side past my grandfather, because it is sealed away in the courts for another twenty some odd years (that's crazy).
ReplyDelete15. Children who tell the teacher they could not finish their work due to being too busy, yet have "bored" posted on their facebook statuses (that's crazy)
16. A believer choosing not to be a living sacrifice, despite what his Savior did for him (that's crazy)
crazy....
ReplyDelete17.Having the job of the guy in Barnum & Bailey's Circus who gets shot out of a canon the distance of a football field (on fire!) every night. (What does your Dad do? "Well...he.....that's crazy.)
18.Several years ago, death row inmate was supposed to be executed at 6:00 P.M. He hung himself with a sheet in his cell at 2:00 p.m. Guards rushed in, saved him, carried him to hospital, and then had him back by 6:00 p.m. for the execution. (not saying that was the wrong decision, but that's crazy)
19. Ordering a whopper with cheese value meal with no onions then instead of fries getting an order of onion rings. That's crazy!
ReplyDelete20. Ordering just about any fast food value meal and asking for Dt. Coke to drink. That's Crazy!
21. Family gatherings with Michael Reese and Mike Wilkes...now that's crazy!
22. Wasting time reading anything written by Hebert...CRAZY!!!
ReplyDelete23. Teaching 7th graders...and actually enjoying it....Crazy!
ReplyDelete24. Pastoring Reverend Snyder. Thats crazzzyyy. Love ya man and Joking.
ReplyDelete25. Global warming is going to kill us all when I just broke Ice while crossing a creek this evening.....crazy.
26. Being pastored by Brother Joseph. That's crazzzyyy. Right back atcha! Also just kidding, and with love. We appreciate you much, and can't wait to see what is in store for our church. Keep those good sermons a' comin'.
ReplyDelete27. Eating about 1,200 calories per day (recommended healthy minimum) just to lose weight. That's cr ::stomach growls too loudly to hear the rest::
28. Being forced by profiteering gluttons to pay more than $5.00 monthly for satellite television, internet, and phone service. That's just crazy.
29. Paying ANYTHING for radio. That's just crazy.
30. The cost of Nike shoes... That's just crazy.
31. Pushing a child to move out and attend college without ever explaining to him/her the reality of APR, taxes, and budgeting.
This really happened in Shelby Co. An older pastor was going to be gone from his small pastorate one Sunday night and invited a 20 year old to fill his pulpit. There was about 14 people in attendance that night all over 60 years old. The young Preacher preached a message entitled "safe sex". that is more than crazy....
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